metastablephysicist:

lady-inkyrius:

lady-inkyrius:

biggaybunny:

Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis.
The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?

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Posting hole

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Lol

yeah yeah carbon nanotubes. but what about the copper nanotubes.

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twojae:

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HOSHI
I Don’t Understand But I Luv U

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atalana:

theabstruseone:

I slept in and just woke up, so here’s what I’ve been able to figure out while sipping coffee:

  • Twitter has officially rebranded to X just a day or two after the move was announced.
  • The official branding is that a tweet is now called “an X”, for which there are too many jokes to make.
  • The official account is still @twitter because someone else owns @X and they didn’t reclaim the username first.
  • The logo is 𝕏 which is the Unicode character Unicode U+1D54F so the logo cannot be copyrighted and it is highly likely that it cannot be protected as a trademark.
  • Outside the visual logo, the trademark for the use of the name “X” in social media is held by Meta/Facebook, while the trademark for “X” in finance/commerce is owned by Microsoft.
  • The rebranding has been stopped in Japan as the term “X Japan” is trademarked by the band X JAPAN.
  • Elon had workers taking down the “Twitter” name from the side of the building. He did not have any permits to do this. The building owner called the cops who stopped the crew midway through so the sign just says “er”.
  • He still plans to call his streaming and media hosting branch of the company as “Xvideo”. Nobody tell him.

This man wants you to give him control over all of your financial information.

not that i didn’t want to believe you op, but i had to check that er thing out for myself, bc that just seemed too cartoonishly stupid to be real

but holy shit

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mercyofempty:

A tweet by @adsk4 (Masahiro Ito), quote retweeting his honey butter toast "Honey butter toast recipe aka Fuck Toast, this is the recipe"ALT
A quote retweet of the tweet in the image above by @twoscooters "I have no idea who this guy is but this has to be the best thing he ever made, damn 😍"ALT
@adsk4 (Masahiro Ito) quote retweeting the tweet in the image above "Do you know Pyramid Head? I made it too. 😏"ALT

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etherea1ity:

stars-and-birds:

quick what is everyone doing right now

okay reblogging this again just to say that i love love love reading these,, like it’s so incredible how we’re all doing such vastly different things at the same time…ik it’s an obvious thing but it’s also insane to think about.

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gremlin-pattie:

hempkitty:

can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

reblog to let prev know you’re proud of them

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shnryjn:

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EVERGLOW — COMING SOON POSTER 2023.08.18 6PM (KST)

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crowbirding:

Tiny moorhen chick having its first little swim! 

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segretecose:

hate a pregnancy storyline. kill that baby

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iamnotlanuk:

jigsaw-copycat:

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who’s coming to the saw patrol double feature

ACAB includes paw patrol put those puppies in a saw trap

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